Monday, May 09, 2005

A Minute Performance

"Hi," said he, his face glowing with warmth.
I nodded, but didn't return the favour. This seemed to irritate him.
"I know your kind," he said bitterly.
"Thank you," I said. "I like to think I am."



— I'd like to thank Tom for inspiring this line (for saying "I know your kind" to me, I mean) without which this joke would have never occurred to me.

1 comment:

Ben said...

Ahh, pun the first. And how glorious it was.