Concision!

The following is dedicated to the only person who will get the joke.

Ratings on films are a source of great agitation for me. Who wants to have some crackpot ratings board tell us what we can and can't watch? With the youngens, it should always be up to the parents to decide. Parental Guidance should be the only guidance. In an ideal world, PG would house every film released, and G, M, MA and R would be a distant memory — yet another reason to laugh at the way things used to be done.