Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Harry's Spurt

Where's this sudden handful of consistency sprung from? Perhaps his failure to hit it off with the Misses has something to do with it. Or perhaps he's just found another use for his fingers. Whatever the reason, things are popping from his chords with peculiar regularity. Today, at least. Tomorrow the traffic will probably be a lot less clustered, as he and Billie are attending a Salvation Army™ sex education class at the public library. Still, we can at least look forward to a lengthy anecdote on how that turned out when he gets home.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is stephan, as i now cannot remember my password for this site, as well as no assistance for example 'forgot your password - enter email here'- i am an anonymoose.....wat is it going to take to get back up the family tree, im here for good, as i rather spend my nights at home updating my blog to impress you hugh, instead of witnessing anh tu, tim and harry vomiting on the karaoke stage and the bar girls night after night or was that dimi...anyway...im ashamed that im on the bottom...does a hughman mushroom deserve this.......

Anonymous said...

oh yeah and i checked my blogspot site (which i cant sign into) and the latest comment i have, which can have an affect on your decision to boost me up the ladder is
'Wow. I love this site. This is my favourite site of all time.
Would you like to buy some amateur juggling equipment? http://www.juggs.com
6:18 AM

Hugh said...

The only reason you're on the bottom is that all the people above you have at least posted one update since your last one. You could just paste random text into your blog and you'd get a higher ranking. My only criteria is quantity (excluding, for the moment, all that album stuff). Heck, you could just paste your two comments here and post them and you'd go up. By the bye, you can click "other" and just type "Stephan", as opposed to being anonymous.

That Hughman Mushroom™ reference, however, may persuade me.

Hugh said...

Au contraire. Every person below you is updating far less frequently than you at the moment.