Harry The Shoehorn Shithead and his catchy name are four steps away from noosing my head. How can I live down the fact that he has been updating more regularly in recent times than me? Actually it's not as hard as you think, especially in lieu of tepid passages of uninspiration such as:
It's been uneventful of late. I'm FUCKING TOP SHIT!!!!!! I wish I had my camera. I could show you my throbbing shoehorn.
And he lives for all the pregnant women.
Look elsewhere! Stephan's site, for instance.
Duck, Duck, Cockatiel
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The move is officially complete, though I'm still living with a few islands
of stuff—the main one located in what agents like to call the "meals area".
Rea...
7 years ago
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I retract that last sentence. Unless of course watching freshly painted houses and gazing intently at lawns is your thing.
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