Leapin' Limpet

Twice in as many I shall indulge in shameless promotion. This time, as last, a former lower-ladder-dweller is suddenly promoted to top-dog, for reasons, primarily, of relevance. It helps, too, that it's a positive revamp — new address and all. But I should at least apologise for the severe untimeliness of this update. Just goes to prove the old adage: news is only news once. Crux to follow.

I thought a film well worth a watch, but the cashier would only accept legal tender. By which I mean the thing you should take from this experience — that of chewing down a two of blubby paragraphs — is that Mr. Mystery is back, however temporarily, on the increasingly redundant radar which I, in my finite fickledom, maintain. Those questioning his morals should keep in mind his defense:

"I didn't break it, it was already broken."