Saturday, March 03, 2007

March Appreciated

Friday: that hypocritic oaf and his sterilised stethoscope peered down at me through blatantly rimless spectacles, a foil, no doubt, for the absence of framed doctrines, and skirted, with a hint of skill, the latest diagnosis. His treatment, you see, was dealt with some confidence, almost smugly, and this latest development was a ghastly stain — must always smell of roses. When it became clear (when I finished wading through his slyly confounded consternation), I feigned a collapsing world (feign fire with fire), crumbling on the tip of the news, and sunk to my devious knees. My tears came easy, despite their artificial motivation, and I searched his sober face for a flicker of remorse.

It being post-February, I had a pleasing canvas of opportunity to brush passed, and the easiest of weather. Early on, I flirted gamely with the idea of spiteful, ugly, expansive notes, a final sprinkle of salt in the freshly opened wounds, but evil was not always my thing. Easy pleasure, after all, is next to worthless. Too, the month was still young. Beckoning buildings, peering piers and soulless sympathy bags awaited my call. Maybe I was wanted after all.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, you did recycle it.

popcorn cynic said...

The wordplay is delicious.

Hugh said...

But you may want a glass of something to compensate for the lack of moisture.

popcorn cynic said...

What does Sir recommend?

Hugh said...

Tonic, no gin.

popcorn cynic said...

What about a squeeze of lemming?

Hugh said...

I suppose it's as humane as Walt ever was with them.